Misleading advertisements

The article  says that:

1. it strengthens your muscle 

2.improves circulation 

3.turn your arches into  powerful wi-fi hotspots 

4.replace embarrassing foot odor with the pleasing aroma of freshly baked cupcakes 

5.enable you to do the jumble in three minutes flat 

6.cause a knee buckling orgasm with every step

7.not make you look like a douchebag  wearing ridiculous clown shoes 

-As you can see the first one is already wrong because why would a different shoe improve your muscle structure? It's really up to the exercise not the shoe. 

-how does a different styled shoe improve your circulation? It's physically impossible

-first of all, how would a shoe even do that? It's technically impossible

-the best thing a shoe could do, is cover up the smell of your feet, but it can't replace it with a different smell. It's really up to your feet to do that.

-how does any shoe make you look like a douche bag wearing redicilous clown shoes? It's really up to the person, not the shoe